It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
It's fine, I'm sure they don't carry any diseases that can be transmitted through the anus.
"Maybe that one night in college meant nothing to you, Tina, but I want one more look at that enchanting clam."
I keep telling the dentist this is why I don't brush but he doesn't believe me.