If I see an ex in public and there’s no where else to hide.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Getting in a girl's pants has been a whole lot easier since he got famous.
It's fine, I'm sure they don't carry any diseases that can be transmitted through the anus.