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Seems More Dangerous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Every time I drive by I curse the heavens and weep uncontrollably.

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Press Here

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 6, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Let her go. Many of life's most important lessons are learned when you're absolutely caked in dog shit.

[via Eu Me Es Stresso]

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Thanks For The Warning

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

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The latest installment in our prank war with the ladies of The View.

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A Fast Food Line May Not Be The Best Place For You

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 30, 2013 at 12:00PM

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I'd totally enter there, but it looks like somebody already has. Perhaps a bit too aggressively.

[via Unique Daily]

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It's Important To Always Follow Directions

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 18, 2013 at 10:00AM

I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

[via The Chive]

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