“Yes officer I’m wearing a helmet, you just can’t see it.”
Maybe he was aiming for that tree and he actually did a fantastic job.
[via The Chive]
Jokes on you, bro. That was just colored water. Your buzz is actually concussion symptoms.
[via Fail Blog]
How there isn't just a standing warrant out for his arrest at all times is mind-boggling.
[via HuffPo Weird]
I understand the motorcycle theme but that’s no excuse for skid marks on the sheets.
[via Uber Humor]