He's just going through an awkward "Middle Ages" crisis.
We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
We picked the caption above from the joint effort of comments left by Robert Young and Brian Jewett.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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