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Always Be Prepared

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2014 at 1:00PM

Good call on packing one backup parachute and 16 backup cameras.

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Short Hair, Don’t Care

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

You better have a villainous plan to take over the world if you’re going to try and pull off that look.

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Damn, Bruce

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 29, 2014 at 3:00PM

Might be time to invest in a Bat-Stationary Cycle.

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

Click here for more mothers who may not really deserve a day… Show full post

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mom

mother

mothers day

newborn

parenting

pee

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selfie

steal

stolen

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thong

top 10

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underwear

Hair Prepared For Battle

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 17, 2014 at 10:00PM

The sequel to 300 wasn’t exactly what I thought it would be.

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