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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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Hello My Creepy Internet Meme

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 8, 2010 at 4:00PM

Remember the "Hello My Future Girlfriend" kid?  It was one of the earliest viral phenomenon, originated from a page that was created back in 1998.

Well, he's back.  Kind of.  Oh, and he's gayer than ever!  Literally.  He recently (and as I have to point out, ironically) came out of the closet.

Urlesque tracked him down and even got him to recreate the creepy audio track he did on his original website, albeit with his new sexual orientation in mind, thus creating the video above, "Hello My Future Boyfriend."

Somehow I'm thinking this new video will be just as unsuccessful as his original website at attracting a partner.

For me, this isn't about being gay or straight, or creating a good website or video…  Dude!  Just learn how to get a proper fucking haircut!!

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