Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- BREAKING LA NEWS: It's raining. This is why everyone hates us.
- This homeless guy singing is amazing. Watch out, Lionel Richie.
- Shaq fell down and it was silly.
- No one watches porn of Christmas, which is crazy because God is too busy lighting birthday candles for Jesus to even care.
- Pharrell's 24-hour music video. Ain't nobody got time for that.
- Kid President's 20 things we should say more often. Cutest president since JFK.
- 10 things we know about fat, besides "I eat too much of it."
- Asian sign translations gone wrong. Rude and unreasonable chicken is sort of like jerk chicken, right?
- 3rd grader suspended for snorting Smarties. What an idiot! Pixie sticks are way less work.
- Hot girls making ugly faces. Warning: boner killer.
- And 100 hot girls, to restore said boner.
[video via Unique Daily]