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Found My Soul Mate

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2014 at 6:00PM

"And when I bent her over and saw the tattoo implying she was a jizz-powered hell-spawn, I just knew your mother was the one for me."

[via Uber Humor]

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back

classy

demon

hell

ink

nickname

semen

tattoo

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Hell-ephant

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 21, 2014 at 11:00AM

Can't figure out why my newborn doesn't want to sleep with the stuffed animal I got her.

[via Izismile]

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dentures

elephant

evil

hell

plush

scary

smile

stuffed animal

teeth

wtf

The Firey Hand Of Sin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

You think I masturbate with two hands?? I can totally do both at the same time.

[via Izismile]

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billboard

god

hand

hell

hold

jesus

masturbate

religion

sign

sin

wtf

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 16, 2013 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

MY Matt just sits at his desk looking up porn all day.

Did you guys get my joke about Matt, the other blogger? Kinda funny, huh?!

[via YouTube]

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2005

classic

hell

matt

old

video

viral

where

Welcome To Hell (A.K.A. Trenton NJ)

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 2, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I like my cake like I like my women: doused in kerosene."

[via Acid Cow]

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birthday

cake

creep

creepy

fire

fire cake

hell

hellfire

old guy

pie

uncle