Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- October news bloopers. Fuck it, we'll do it live!
- When the fart drops. Popped a molly I'm sweatin'.
- A raccoon at the table eating grapes. Bleh they're still mean.
- 15 reasons you should be happy Halloween is over. Starbucks Christmas cups!
- Heidi Montag is getting a breast reduction. I wish she could get her old face back. She was so cute.
- A bunch of hot girls because FRIDAYYYYY.
- A Monopoly floor. It takes forever to win that room.
- Now you can fly with your electronics on. #TakeoffSelfie
- A bouncy boobs gif! You go, girl.
- And a girl who serial dates to get taken to restaurants she can't afford. If you're trying to be an actress, maybe drop the Wotherspoon from your name. We already have one of those.
[video via Failblog]