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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 1, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

From Around the Web

As If Things Weren't Rough Enough for Lana Del Rey Already

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 9, 2012 at 5:00PM

"@heidimontag I don't know what anyone is talking about I thought you looked SUPER CLASSY on The Hills!" – @ToddlersAndTiara

[via afternoonsnoozebutton]

'Bridalplasty' Sounds Amazing

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 16, 2010 at 1:00PM

My big problem with any wedding is always the bride. Every time I go to one I'm all like, "This is beautiful. Great apps. But why are you marrying that beast?!?"

Obviously, I think exactly like the producers at E! because they've ordered a news series that combines wedding-themed competitions and…plastic surgery! The Hollywood Reporter explains:

Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her “wish list.” She’s given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week’s episode.

I believe Oscar Wilde said it best when he said*, "That sounds like a fucking brilliant TV show."

*Not an actual Oscar Wilde quote

Heidi Montag Takes Care of Her Titties

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 9, 2010 at 5:00PM

I give myself a soft tissue breast massage every day and I don't even have implants. Just a way to pass the time in my cubicle.

Shocking Heidi-Spencer News

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 9, 2010 at 12:00PM

The Huffington Post had this to report yesterday:

"Heidi Montag has filed for separation from Spencer Pratt. She cited irreconcilable differences in a court document submitted Tuesday in Santa Monica, Calif.

Montag and Pratt are stars of the MTV series 'The Hills' and have been married since last April. The series is in its final season."

Yeah, I was as shocked as you are… "THE HILLS" IS STILL ON THE AIR?!?!

I never thought I'd give Heidi Montag any credit, but at least, unlike MTV, she knows when it's time for something to come to an end.

[NOTE: I am required by law to disclose that MTV is also owned by Comedy Central's parent company Viacom and that publishing this post may get me fired.]

[image via TMZ]