• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Heaven

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2016 at 2:00PM

Yeeeah, that's the spot. That's all the spots…

[via Imgur]

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From Around the Web

Talking To Heaven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 6, 2016 at 10:00AM

rip

It's OK – he's with the Care Bears now.

[via TC Mag]

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Lucky Lady

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 24, 2015 at 10:00AM

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She probably got Jesus some really ugly socks and then just gave his girlfriend dirty looks all night.

[via TC Mag]

Rhyme Zone

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 20, 2015 at 2:00PM

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He's going to be pissed when he gets to Heaven and it’s only Segways.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 3, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: