Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This cockatoo just runs around screaming. I defy you to watch this less than 10 times.
- The Seattle Seahawks killed a guy. Not really, but well-played by his wife, huh?
- Michael Phelps is marrying former Miss California. Her likes are baton twirling and giant men with tiny little peanut heads.
- The Shamrock Shake is back! Time for your annual trip to McDonald's only to quickly realize why you should never go to fucking McDonald's.
- Here's the first trailer for HBO's Scientology documentary. Spoiler Alert: Turns out the whole thing is totally legit and not insane at all.
- These are large boobs. Enjoy these large boobs.
- John Travolta at the Oscars. He has genuinely forgotten how to be human.
- Kanye is making a video game about his mom's journey through heaven. Consider me in no way surprised at all.