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One Way Ticket To #Heaven

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 25, 2014 at 8:00PM

I would keep telling myself that it’s probably just marketing for a new Creed album so I wouldn’t go into a full blown panic attack.

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All Dogs Go To The Bargain Bin

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

In heaven it's like you never euthanized his mother or cut off his balls.

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And I Will Always Love Youuuu, My Child

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2013 at 3:00PM

Not sure if this is Whitney Houston meeting Jesus or Viggo Mortensen, but either way it looks like she's pretty into him.

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No Pressure Or Anything

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

I'll vote "NO" if this means he won't ask me about that sketchy trip to Tijuana.

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Palm Sunday

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

And at 10pm on all seven days, God said, "Let there be lotion!"

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