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Say What?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

That’s gross, man. Well unless it’s an Afghan Hound. They’re kind of hot. 

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Heartbeats By Dre

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 2:00PM

Robbing the one doctor in town was well worth finally experiencing some quality bass.

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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

Click below for more stellar Valentine's gift ideas… Show full post

Finally, A Use For Fancy Ketchup

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2014 at 2:00PM

Serving this for Valentine's dinner is what makes single mothers want to kill themselves.

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Thanks For The Info, Mom

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'll bet there are some dad license plates out there that would beg to differ.

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