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Canadian Healthcare Here I Come!

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 5:00PM

Must be Free Girlfriend Day at Mt. Sinai Hospital.

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This is a Big F*cking Deal

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 23, 2010 at 3:00PM

The day I started this job my bosses told me that I wasn't allowed to blog about politics unless it was a big fucking deal. Well, well, well. Look what we have here.

Apparently Biden didn't know his microphone was on, or didn't care, when he leaned into Obama at the signing of the Health Care Bill and said, "This is a big fucking deal."

Uh-oh, Bideyboo. It is a big fucking deal. But you're the Vice President of the United States which means swear words are definitely NSFW.

Learn your Internet slang! BFD would have gone over much smoother. Had you abbreviated, we'd probably all be talking about the bill itself instead of emailing our friends this 14 second clip of you dropping the f-bomb.

Actually, that's not true. We'd either be talking about Tiger Woods' sexts or Jesse James' mistress. Thanks for the distraction.

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Whoops, Didn't See You There Obama

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 22, 2010 at 5:00PM

How adorbz is this guy who walks out behind Obama while he's giving a nationally televised speech?

I kind of think he did this is on purpose to try to get on TV. Sometimes while Tosh.0 is taping, I pretend like I can't remember where the bathroom is and I "accidentally" walk in front of the green screen while the camera is filming. First, I fix my hair and put on lip gloss.

That's probably what this guy did. "Oopsies! Didn't realize this is the hallway where Obama was giving his speech at this exact moment. I'll just go back this way. Hi Mom! Hi Dad! Told you I work in The White House!"

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Horrible Barack Obama Tattoos

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 22, 2009 at 10:00AM

All 10 fingers: Believe change we change we in change believe in believe.

Yeah, you better believe in change. As in: Changing what your tattoo says since that's not Obama's slogan anymore. Or at least changing which way your fingers bend so it reads from top to bottom.

We've all seen the town hall meetings and talk shows. Another lesser-known part of Obama's health care reform publicity push is through tattoo propaganda like the example above. See nine more awful Obama tatts at Crack Two. Hopefully the public option will cover the removal surgery.

Joe Wilson Outburst Spurs Maturity

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 11, 2009 at 1:00PM

The Moment, remixed

The fact that you're alive indicates to me that you're aware of President Obama's speech Wednesday evening. Senator Joe Wilson interrupted with a "You lie!" outburst, a controversial move being dubbed "The Moment."

While conservatives flame comment boards and rudely push their piggish ideals, I'm happy to say that liberals have taken the high road. They've created civil, productive works of art to express how they feel (above). They've added valuable, pertinent information to the discourse like Joe Wilson's phone number (202-225-2452) and his website — which is down at the moment, his servers overwhelmed by constructive liberal criticism. Some health care reform supporters are even going so highbrow as to solicit donations… for Rob Miller, Joe Wilson's opponent next year (go here). All the fun is being had at BuzzFeed.

[image via Scott Lamb]