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Douches Die Too

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

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Live by the Bro Code, die by the Bro Code.

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Should've Hit Ignore

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

And it killed her?! Damn, don't answer when Jesus calls.

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10 Great Personalized Products

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 26, 2013 at 3:00PM

Today's consumer can get easily bogged down by an unbelievable amount of different options out there. For example, even the simple task of buying bathroom towels can be overwhelming. What color do you want? What material? What thread count? Should you just get the ones that say "Balls" and "Vagina"? And if you do, do you share the one that says "Asshole"? Also, how often do you wash the asshole towel? In the end, you'd be wise to go with whatever feels most personal to you.

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You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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A Disappointing End To The Search

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

That's so like him to choose the one place no one would look.

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