Snakes gotta chill with that aggressive love making.
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It also meant that she would have to put on pants and nothing ruins a night faster than that.
Like you’ve never tried to put on a hat and be like, “Whoops that’s a roast beef sandwich.”
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It comes for us all. At some point. I don't know when. Actually, just don't leave the house today.
In This Issue: How to avoid getting caught in your Christmas tree.
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Sorry Dorothy, but that’s the risk involved when eating a gas station frozen burrito.
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