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Just Can't Please You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

Headline for next week: "Jesus Christ eat a sandwich or something. You look horrible."

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That's A Lot Of Penis Pumps

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 8, 2014 at 6:00PM

Every time you get bummed about the taxes taken out of your pay check just think of all the elderly erections you're providing.

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Wait, What?

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 9, 2014 at 6:00PM

I'm all for helping control the squirrel population but the hot girl at the pharmacy will think those tiny condoms are for me.

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Masked Madman

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 3:00PM

They say this sick son of a bitch massacred four trash cans and left their insides strewn about the driveway for everyone to see.

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Wrap Up Before You Read Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2013 at 9:00PM

I was convinced I got a National Geographic magazine pregnant when I was 12.

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Boner Killer, Like Forever

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 1, 2013 at 8:00PM

These things can happen when you describe a younger version of your wife to the hooker service.

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