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Penis Paradise

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2015 at 4:00PM

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This job hasn’t completely ruined me yet because my initial thought was fried chicken drumstick.

[via The Chive]

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Deadly Weapons

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Snakes gotta chill with that aggressive love making.

[via Acid Cow]

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But Its Soooo Cozy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 25, 2015 at 9:00PM

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It also meant that she would have to put on pants and nothing ruins a night faster than that.

[via Reddit]

Honest Mistake

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Like you’ve never tried to put on a hat and be like, “Whoops that’s a roast beef sandwich.”

[via Meme Whore]

Extra! Extra! Grieve All About It!

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 14, 2015 at 11:00PM

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It comes for us all.  At some point. I don't know when. Actually, just don't leave the house today.

[via Radass]

Whose Bush?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

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In This Issue: How to avoid getting caught in your Christmas tree.

[via The Chive]

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