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Sir? Voldemort Lives On Your Head.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 13, 2014 at 10:00AM

He actually hates when you call him Voldemort. His name is Anthony.

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Human Centipooch

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

"Sorry, mom. Doesn't look like Rufus ate your keys. There is a TON of unfinished homework in here, though."

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It’s Not For Everyone

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 27, 2014 at 2:00PM

He’s just playing hard to get, ladies.

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

"I want something that says 'I'm ready to be a dad.'"

Click here to check out more infamous ink…

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I Think He Likes You

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

Stop smiling, you dick. This is how ebola happens.

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Mmmmmm, Fish Biscuits

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

When dolphins start to gentrify your neighborhood, it's all about supply and demand.

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