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I Think He Likes You

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

Stop smiling, you dick. This is how ebola happens.

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Mmmmmm, Fish Biscuits

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

When dolphins start to gentrify your neighborhood, it's all about supply and demand.

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This Ice Bucket Challenge Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 26, 2014 at 12:00PM

They're donating 100 Euro over there?? That's $132! Guess her head AND her wallet got fucked on this one.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

Important Piece Of Art

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 29, 2014 at 9:00PM

It’s okay to giggle like a 12-year old girl if you see someone mowing the pubic grassy patch.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Tropicool

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

"Hey Honeydew! Shouldn't you be invading a fruit salad? Ha. What a loser."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]

The Person Beneath My Wings

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

The president of the Illuminati.

[via The Chive]

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