Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
They have yet to build a patio that can hold Mr. Bonkerz.
[via Daily Garlic]
Everyone left this match with pink eye.
Baby's are already full of whine anyways.
[via Mental Floss]
This is why guys dig short girls.
These days, Dan Marino loves a good soft-toss with the grandkids.
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