When you live with your parents at 40 so you just go full weird.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
They have yet to build a patio that can hold Mr. Bonkerz.
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Everyone left this match with pink eye.
Baby's are already full of whine anyways.
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This is why guys dig short girls.
These days, Dan Marino loves a good soft-toss with the grandkids.
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