NEW EPISODES RETURN SEPTEMBER 27
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Go ahead, put down the computer and sext your best friend's mom.
If she says no, will you let her out of your basement?
Don't laugh; it's actually an 'in memoriam' tattoo. This is how his Dad died.
Click here to check out more infamous ink.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
This pose is called the downward small intestine toss.
[via Lazy Slack]
Hopefully his date isn't doing the low carb thing.
Oof, nice try but that dismount was just plain ugly.
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