Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- You can pop popcorn with a hair straightener. This is at least seven times more entertaining than it should be.
- This woman on Maury looks like Ted Cruz in drag. Which is actually more depressing than being on Maury.
- Jennifer Aniston has been named 2016's Most Beautiful Woman. For the second time? Most guys just send flowers, Mr. Editor In Chief.
- This girl is pissed that her date didn't put out after she shaved. Maybe he didn't put out because you have two hours worth of hair to pull out.
- It's Hump Day! Any excuse to look at butts, any excuse.