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    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

He's Right Behind You

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2016 at 5:00PM

PUBLISHED by catsmob.com

This is pretty high on the list of things you never want to see in your mirror.

[via Avivas]

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behind

car

clown

costume

creepy

cycle

driving

hat

mirror

motorcycle

propeller

rearview

side

From Around the Web

Jewelry Snatcher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 23, 2016 at 1:00PM

WatchThief

This is why I only engage in accessory-free fisting.

[via Jokerry]

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classy

hat

snatch

steal

stole

thief

vagina

watch

Give Him Your Digits

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 1, 2016 at 10:00AM

dick

Only dicks wear fedoras, that's even true in the finger puppet community.

[via Radass]

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balls

dick

drawn

face

fedora

finger

finger puppet

frown

hat

looks like

penis

puppet

Still On The Gravy Train

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

DadATM

It's okay to take advantage of your 97-year-old father's senility as long as your t-shirt admits it.

[via Rouming]

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atm

bank

cash

dad

finance

hat

marijuana

money

old

senior

t-shirt

weed

Veg Head

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 7, 2016 at 8:00PM

veghead

Her nutritionist told her that she needed more vegetables in her life… done.

[via Izismile]