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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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What Have I Done With My Life?

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 5:00PM

ServiceDog

Are you technically a service animal if you're just fun to look at when people are feeling down?

[via Droll Nation]

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From Around the Web

Dildos Are Useful

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 13, 2016 at 8:00PM

Other handy uses for dildos:

1. Weapon

2. Bookmark

3. Dough Rolling Pin

4. Door stopper

[via Sour Puss Lives]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: AmeriFans

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 13, 2016 at 12:00PM

2016 Stagecoach California's Country Music Festival - Day 2

*clothing made in China

We received a lot really bad comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We had to pick one so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jared Krantz.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: AmeriFans

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 9, 2016 at 4:00PM

2016 Stagecoach California's Country Music Festival - Day 2

This is what everyone will look like in Trump's America.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Matt Cowan/Staff/Getty Images]

Tips Meat Fedora

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 2, 2016 at 9:00PM

meatfedora

Three easy ways to spot a deranged psychopath:

1. They chew with their mouth open.

2. They are chasing you with a killing device.

3. They casually wear raw meat.

[via Idiod]