This is why I only engage in accessory-free fisting.
Only dicks wear fedoras, that's even true in the finger puppet community.
It's okay to take advantage of your 97-year-old father's senility as long as your t-shirt admits it.
Her nutritionist told her that she needed more vegetables in her life… done.
His favorite holiday is Snake-o de Mayo. And yes, I am ashamed of that joke.