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You're Drunk, Monkey

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 17, 2015 at 11:00AM

It's this kind of silliness that makes owning a pet that can rip your face off worth it.

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From Around the Web

Easy Rider

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2015 at 6:00PM

SubwayRider

I assume that book is "How to be Fucking Awesome in 5 Easy Accessories."

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That Guy Is Hotttt

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 27, 2015 at 10:00AM

Do they not teach "Stop, Drop, and Roll" in bro school?

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Nips By Polo

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 22, 2015 at 8:00PM

polonipples

And now I want a nipple hat.

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We Can't Be Friends

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 4:00PM

big boobs

I'd push her overboard but she would probably just float with those things.

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