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    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Oh, urine for the ride of your life with this one.

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    How could a grown man's obsession with high school kids end badly?

Tosh.0 Blog

Tips Meat Fedora

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 2, 2016 at 9:00PM

meatfedora

Three easy ways to spot a deranged psychopath:

1. They chew with their mouth open.

2. They are chasing you with a killing device.

3. They casually wear raw meat.

[via Idiod]

From Around the Web

Feathered Cap

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 26, 2016 at 10:00AM

chicken

Is it still cruelty if you keep the animal alive while you wear it?

[via Izismile]

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Birthday Golden Girl

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 10:00AM

GrandmasBirthday

"Where the hell's the stripper? These $2 bills have been burning a hole in my pocket since 1906."

[via Kill Some Time]

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bitches

cash

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hat

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whiskey

Change You Can Believe In

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2016 at 11:00AM

MakeAmericaHat

This surly old bitch makes a valid point.

[via Caveman Circus]

Pope Or Prophylactic?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 24, 2016 at 4:00PM

condom

He has a date later, but his hair staying dry is more important than protected sex.

[via Izismile]

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