He's brimming with confidence.
[via Ebaum's World]
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
As animal lovers, we appreciate when animals love each other. Even when it's gross.
Trump thinks it stands for "Donald Trump Forever." He's been putting it on everything.
[via The Chive]
The birthday boy just blew out the candles and the crotch of his pants.
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