Do they not teach "Stop, Drop, and Roll" in bro school?
I'd push her overboard but she would probably just float with those things.
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Christmas is almost here! Now let's not pretend the idea of a fat old man sneaking into your home and giving you presents based on what he's watched you do all year isn't super creepy. But as it turns out, Santa can be WAY weirder. Or, as above, sexier if that's what you're into.
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