If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Gross, but no smellier than dreadlocks.
[via Evil Milk]
Seems cute until you find out Sea World is forcing them to duel.
[via Acid Cow]
The bachelor party viagra still hasn’t worn off.
This is pretty high on the list of things you never want to see in your mirror.
This is why I only engage in accessory-free fisting.
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