Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
Gross, but no smellier than dreadlocks.
[via Evil Milk]
Seems cute until you find out Sea World is forcing them to duel.
[via Acid Cow]
The bachelor party viagra still hasn’t worn off.
This is pretty high on the list of things you never want to see in your mirror.
This is why I only engage in accessory-free fisting.
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