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Pure Athleticism

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2014 at 11:00AM

Things are getting heated at the intramural not-having-sex championships.

[via Izismile]

Spoiler Alert

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2013 at 12:00PM

Also: Draco Malfoy turns into a hottie.

[via The Chive]

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Talk About a Trick Question

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 11:00AM

I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books or seen any of the movies and I still know the answer is his penis.

[via Reddit]

Brush Up On Harry Potter Before The Weekend

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 15, 2011 at 10:00AM

Talking cats in Potter glasses! Someone get me my fainting couch!

The newest and last installment of Harry Potter comes out today. In case you don't exactly remember the details of the orphan's life to date, these cats will help you brush up on things.

You can add cats to anything and the Internet will automatically love it. It's the opposite of what happens when you add Ashton Kutcher to things.

[via The DW]

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Ewok Actor Fondled Himself In Front Of Girl

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 9, 2011 at 11:00AM

If there's one thing I know about goblins and Ewoks, it's that their grip on reality is slim. They just don't know when it's inappropriate to do a magic trick under a bowler's hat.

[via The Daily Mail]