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Just Another Racist Hardware Store

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section.  They're on the KKK aisle.  Next to plumbing."

[via Pleated Jeans]

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Having Computer Problems?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 3, 2010 at 12:00PM

Beware!  There's a criminal on the loose!

[via The Daily What]

DVD Player with a Back-Up Plan

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | September 21, 2009 at 3:00PM

I don't think you can HANDLE this movie!!!

You’ll find this DVD player fix at the definitive jury rigging site There I Fixed It. But I don’t think this player was ever broken. Judging by the fittings, she probably just bought it at the Pottery Barn.

Seriously, DVD technology is supposedly a massive improvement on VHS. The picture quality is much better. You don’t have to rewind DVDs. And best of all, DVDs can’t get eaten by your machine… as long as you attach a handle to the front of the player and yank it to pieces whenever it gets stuck.





there i fixed it