• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

  • #TBT

    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

Tosh.0 Blog

He's So Screwed

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 3, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Her husband was doing a lot of hammering and nailing that summer.

[via TC Mag]

From Around the Web

Nailed It All

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 3, 2015 at 12:00PM

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This is only really a problem if he has to play a trumpet right now.

[via TC Mag]

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Loony Line

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 12, 2015 at 11:00AM

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She also keeps an entire desktop computer in that purse.

[via Echtlustig]

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Just Another Racist Hardware Store

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 27, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section.  They're on the KKK aisle.  Next to plumbing."

[via Pleated Jeans]

Having Computer Problems?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 3, 2010 at 12:00PM

Beware!  There's a criminal on the loose!

[via The Daily What]