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Mmmmm, Smeagol Burger

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Yeah, I'll have the number fourses. No cheese, extra precious."

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It's A Celebration, Bitches!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

He dropped to one knee and said, "Baby, will you marry that black guy behind me?"

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True Happiness

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

He's got a week off from work and the complete series box set of Planet Earth. As soon as she gets here, this shit is on.

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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Happy Birthday!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's my party and I'll drunkenly scarf down a toilet sandwich if I want to.

[via The Chive]

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