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Damn You, Super Sperm

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2015 at 3:00PM

ExcitedDad

You'd have PTSD too if you just saw four people fall out of your wife.

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Satisfied Customer

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2015 at 5:00PM

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If you're turned on by well-crafted product reviews, this one will help you "achieve yogurt."

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Remember, 15 minutes in the oven per pound. The last thing you want is dry, mealy baby.

The blog will be back in full swing on Monday. Gobble gobble, ya dicks!

Mmmmm, Smeagol Burger

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Yeah, I'll have the number fourses. No cheese, extra precious."

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It's A Celebration, Bitches!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

He dropped to one knee and said, "Baby, will you marry that black guy behind me?"

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