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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Remember, 15 minutes in the oven per pound. The last thing you want is dry, mealy baby.

The blog will be back in full swing on Monday. Gobble gobble, ya dicks!

Mmmmm, Smeagol Burger

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"Yeah, I'll have the number fourses. No cheese, extra precious."

[via Knuckle Draggin]

It's A Celebration, Bitches!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 3:00PM

He dropped to one knee and said, "Baby, will you marry that black guy behind me?"

[via Giphy]

True Happiness

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 2, 2014 at 3:00PM

He's got a week off from work and the complete series box set of Planet Earth. As soon as she gets here, this shit is on.

[via Oddersite]

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

[via Tumblr]

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