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No Touching

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 22, 2016 at 5:00PM

That's how I react if you take a french fry without asking.

[via Acid Cow]

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From Around the Web

Someone Wants To Meet Little Donnie

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 15, 2016 at 6:00PM

TrumpPenisProtest

She just wants to see if the carpet matches the completely ridiculous drapes.

[via Izismile]

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Employees Must Wash Hands

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 2, 2016 at 1:00PM

UrinalWash

He conserves water by rinsing in the flush. It's kind of genius if you think about it.

[via Banana]

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Frisky Police

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

"Do you have a carry permit for this trouser cannon?"

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No Rhythm Section

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 9, 2015 at 11:00AM

If you get hammered and watch it he sounds great!

[via YouTube]

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