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Eat That Melon Just Like You Should

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

melons

Looks like a pretty standard boyfriend audition to me.

[via Bro My God]

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From Around the Web

Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 10, 2015 at 10:00PM

bighands

I just can’t help thinking how sad my penis would look in a hand that size.

[via Lol He He He]

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big hands

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This Wordplay Has Me Stumped

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

StumpPun

How many times has this shirt gotten him laid? More than he can count on one hand.

[via Radass]

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Sex

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

JesusHandsTattoo

God sacrificed his only son so that we may celebrate him with upper butt tattoos.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]

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Paws Against The Wall!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

DogFrisk

The dog knows he's done nothing wrong, but he's black, so he's not taking any chances with police.

[via Banana]

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