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The World At His Fingertips

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2015 at 9:00PM

Free brakes and he’ll never have to worry about leaving behind fingerprints. It’s a win, win.

[via Giphy]

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From Around the Web

Hot Yoga

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2015 at 1:00PM

YogaMaster

A true master walks the fine line between instruction and molestation.

[via Bad Sentinel]

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bikram

class

creepy

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Eat That Melon Just Like You Should

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 30, 2015 at 4:00PM

melons

Looks like a pretty standard boyfriend audition to me.

[via Bro My God]

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challenge

duct tape

eat

eat it all

hands

hungry

melon

palms

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watermelon

whole

Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 10, 2015 at 10:00PM

bighands

I just can’t help thinking how sad my penis would look in a hand that size.

[via Lol He He He]

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big hands

fingers

freakish

freaky

hand

hands

human body

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This Wordplay Has Me Stumped

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

StumpPun

How many times has this shirt gotten him laid? More than he can count on one hand.

[via Radass]

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amputee

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one

Sex

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two

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