• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

GasoNOPE

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 14, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The new Tesla ads are pretty compelling.

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From Around the Web

Tough Break

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 6, 2015 at 10:00AM

cop

Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?

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Flying Off The Handle

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

Look, I've tasted his cooking and I can definitively tell you this was the best possible outcome.

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Courtesy Warning

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I find these much more effective than the “you park like an asshole” stickers.

[via Izismile]

Ding Dong

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2014 at 11:00AM

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This door only opens if you pull… over and over and over.

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