Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?
[via Bro My God]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Look, I've tasted his cooking and I can definitively tell you this was the best possible outcome.
I find these much more effective than the “you park like an asshole” stickers.
Telling a drunk guy where he can't pee is like feeding a gremlin after midnight.
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