Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?
[via Bro My God]
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
Look, I've tasted his cooking and I can definitively tell you this was the best possible outcome.
I find these much more effective than the “you park like an asshole” stickers.
Telling a drunk guy where he can't pee is like feeding a gremlin after midnight.
[via LOL Snaps]