Quick, what's an unoffensive reason your sex doll is black?
[via Bro My God]
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Look, I've tasted his cooking and I can definitively tell you this was the best possible outcome.
I find these much more effective than the “you park like an asshole” stickers.
Telling a drunk guy where he can't pee is like feeding a gremlin after midnight.
[via LOL Snaps]