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This F*cking Guy

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 21, 2016 at 9:00PM

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I’m sorry man but your alarmingly small penis size doesn’t qualify you as handicapped.

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From Around the Web

10 Shining Examples Of Human Garbage

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 5, 2016 at 3:00PM

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If you're like us, you don't like anyone. But even if you're the more social type, there are some people you hate because hate is in all of us, it's what makes us human.

Here are a few awful people that will unite us in anger.  Show full post

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cat

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top ten

truck

water fountain

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Handi-Horse

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 28, 2015 at 1:00PM

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If you're physically able to mount a horse, I have some serious questions about how you got that placard.

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Free Ride

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 23, 2015 at 6:00PM

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"You can't use your legs, I hate using mine. This just makes good sense."

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We Won't Tolerate Miracles Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

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And don't even think about trying to sneak in beer with your colostomy bag.

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