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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Never do this at brunch. Maple syrup is almost impossible to get out of pubes.

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One way or another, humans are going to fuck nature.

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Lip Service Only

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Of all the ways a hooker can be broken, this one has to be the most costly.

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These Are Popping Up Everywhere

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I wonder if you can request one without nails. Not my thing.

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Making The Most Of Live TV

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

Dang it. I missed “Free Handjob Night” at ballpark.

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