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Lip Service Only

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

broken

Of all the ways a hooker can be broken, this one has to be the most costly.

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From Around the Web

These Are Popping Up Everywhere

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 10:00AM

hand job

I wonder if you can request one without nails. Not my thing.

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Making The Most Of Live TV

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

Dang it. I missed “Free Handjob Night” at ballpark.

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Is That Sign Made Of Sunblock, Or…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2014 at 10:00AM

Hand jobs at Bonnaroo seems like a good idea, until you realize she has to "sage the tent" afterwards.

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Customer Satisfaction

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sure, the food at Friendly's isn't the greatest. But they're still the only place in town that'll jerk off grandpa.

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