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Making The Most Of Live TV

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

Dang it. I missed “Free Handjob Night” at ballpark.

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Is That Sign Made Of Sunblock, Or…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 14, 2014 at 10:00AM

Hand jobs at Bonnaroo seems like a good idea, until you realize she has to "sage the tent" afterwards.

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Customer Satisfaction

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 12, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sure, the food at Friendly's isn't the greatest. But they're still the only place in town that'll jerk off grandpa.

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Tickled Cock

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

Take note ladies; a gentle finger flick under the base of the head can do wonders.

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Refreshing To See Honest Marketing

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 1, 2013 at 12:00PM

Also the title of the saddest porn film you will ever see.

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