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Side Car Service

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 23, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Pro Tip: Finish at the red light to avoid any windy messes.

[via The Chive]

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PDA Plus

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Never do this at brunch. Maple syrup is almost impossible to get out of pubes.

[via Uber Humor]

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Rock Hard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 4, 2016 at 10:00AM

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One way or another, humans are going to fuck nature.

[via Izismile]

Lip Service Only

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 4, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Of all the ways a hooker can be broken, this one has to be the most costly.

[via Izismile]

These Are Popping Up Everywhere

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 8, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I wonder if you can request one without nails. Not my thing.

[via Radass]

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