We're going to need the death ray laser to get this one off.
[via TC Mag]
It may not be easy, but the humane thing to do is put an injured moped out of its misery.
July 4th single-handedly keeps emergency rooms in business.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
He doesn't even have health insurance. #CanadianFootballLeagueProblems