"Well, the Bills are getting torched again. What say we pass the time with a little public butt fingering?"
[via Busted Coverage]
I'm interested as long as one of Isaac Asimov's three rules of robotics was, "A robot shall not crush a human's testicles into a fine dust."
Make that cash last because I'm pretty sure you're not getting your debit card back.
[via B for Bel]
Might as well try a piece while it's out there and see if it tastes like chicken.
[via TC Mag]