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You Can Shove Your Pens In It!

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 3, 2014 at 3:00PM

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Finally, an office accessory I can discreetly bang in my cubicle.

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Don't Mind Me

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 6, 2014 at 4:00PM

Being in a Dunkin Donuts gets me all hot and bothered too.

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Photo-Stumped

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

When he's not busy ruining pictures, he enjoys pulling his arm out of the garbage disposal and screaming bloody murder.

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This Is Hand Down The Best Selfie Ever

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 15, 2014 at 12:00PM

Na na na boo boo, I've got more swag with one arm than you have with two.

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The Firey Hand Of Sin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

You think I masturbate with two hands?? I can totally do both at the same time.

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