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Rescue 9-1-Yum

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

avocadoknifeemergency

He makes a delicious stigmata.

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Dirty Sink

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 20, 2015 at 11:00AM

Apparently no one had touched that soap dispenser in weeks.

[via Daily Garlic]

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cum

dirty

faucet

finish

hand

jerk

masturbation

off

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Mad Cow

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2015 at 5:00PM

CowBite

We've been slaughtering them for ages. It's only fair we throw one their way every few centuries.

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bit

bite

calf

cow

eat

fair

food

hand

ouch

revenge

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Going, Going…Gross

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 12, 2015 at 2:00PM

You're telling me someone MARRIED this obvious alien wearing human skin?

[via Echtlustig]

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all the way

backward

bendy

bent

fingers

GIF

gross

hand

how

joints

wedding ring

Sushi Is So Refined

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 1:00PM

SushiEater

"Ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to take smaller bites. All the mothers are complaining."

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blow job

eating

fish

food

hand

mouth

open

oral sex

refined

roll

sushi

wide