Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This 9-year-old girl is crazy excited to see Donald Trump. Technically, teaching her to love that walking trash fire is child endangerment.
- Tragedy at the Australian Open. I'd watch a lot more tennis if there were more 100mph shots to the nards.
- First case of Zika virus reported in LA. And you were worried 2016 wouldn't have any signature exotic diseases.
- Pornhub revealed how much porn people watched during the blizzard. More like jizzard, am I right?
- Things not to do at a urinal. Well excuse me if putting my hand on the small of a stranger's back helps me relax.
- Just because you're Blake Griffin's friend doesn't mean he won't punch you in the face. Though if you're going to get knocked out, it may as well be by a super rich guy.
- Rejoice, for Hump Day is here again!