• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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This Hand Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 27, 2016 at 12:00PM

Check out others that deserve fame.

Well, this is a weird seduction technique. But it's working.

[via YouTube]

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Buffalo Thrills

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2016 at 6:00PM

BillsFans

"Well, the Bills are getting torched again. What say we pass the time with a little public butt fingering?"

[via Busted Coverage]

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The Future Of Fondling

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

I'm interested as long as one of Isaac Asimov's three rules of robotics was, "A robot shall not crush a human's testicles into a fine dust."

[via Giphy]

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ATMaybe

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 8, 2016 at 12:00PM

atm

Make that cash last because I'm pretty sure you're not getting your debit card back.

[via B for Bel]

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Fresh Meat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 6, 2016 at 10:00AM

sewn

Might as well try a piece while it's out there and see if it tastes like chicken.

[via TC Mag]

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