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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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So Deep In Love

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 12:00PM

pda

A boyfriend who won't pick your wedgies is no boyfriend at all.

[via UberHumor]

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ass

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buttcrack

crack

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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

StableDavid

You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

[via Catsmob]

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Helping Hands

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 6, 2016 at 2:00PM

catch

I've thought of 100 reasons for this situation and none of them make sense.

[via UberHumor]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Googly Government

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 29, 2016 at 12:00PM

Obama Visits Exhibition Halls At Hanover Trade Fair

Virtually all out of fucks to give.

We received a bunch of really dumb comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Still, we had to pick a winner so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Cody MacDonald.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alexander Koerner/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Googly Government

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 25, 2016 at 4:00PM

Obama Visits Exhibition Halls At Hanover Trade Fair

VR allows Obama to visualize what it would be like to have tiny Trump hands.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Alexander Koerner/Stringer/Getty Images]