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Good Eye

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2015 at 11:00AM

SpotOn

They stood there for 25 minutes and that's the closest he came.

[via Fun Substance]

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From Around the Web

This Arm Is Spoken For

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

DogHump

He needs something to mindlessly hump, and this clearly boosts her confidence. It's a win-win.

[via Main Fun]

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Handy Man

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 10, 2015 at 10:00PM

bighands

I just can’t help thinking how sad my penis would look in a hand that size.

[via Lol He He He]

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Don't Tread On Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

NoDicksAllowed

I'm so sick of those hotshots at Dyson telling me which of their appliances I can and can't stick my penis in.

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Just The Tip

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 19, 2015 at 4:00PM

statue

Sometimes Mother Nature has to take care of herself.

[via The Chive]

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