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    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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Hot And Not Very Heavy

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 17, 2015 at 5:00PM

SexyGerbils

"What say we take this back to my place and rustle some wood chips?"

[via Izismile]

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boob

cage

dress

formal

gerbil

grope

guinea pig

hamster

kiss

making out

pets

second base

sexy

tie

From Around the Web

Bride Feeder

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2015 at 1:00PM

BrideFeeder

This wedding has everything. They even put a pile of wood chips under the table for her to throw up in.

[via Izismile]

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bottle

bride

cage

drinking

feeder

gerbil

giant

hamster

liquor

wedding

Guinea Pig Out

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2015 at 5:00PM

FatHamster

After a harrowing night with Richard Gere, he turned to food to cope.

[via Izismile]

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big

fat

food

gerbil

hamster

obese

overfed

pet

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 2, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Keep An Eye On This Little Guy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 15, 2015 at 4:00PM

As you can see, hamsters are fucking vile.

[via Echtlustig]

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animal

eat

eye

eyeball

fake

fake eyeball

GIF

give back

hamster

spit out

steal

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