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New Favorite Home Improvement Show

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 8, 2016 at 9:00PM

I bet he could fight both Property Brothers at the same time.

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10 Quirky Coffins Because Death Is So Cute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Generally, coffins are just things that stop bugs and worms from devouring our bodies (selfish, btw – you don't need it anymore). But some people seize the opportunity to make these post-mortem vessels one last statement/joke/confession.

To me, the ones below mostly just seem like a good way to blow some of that leftover money and piss your heirs off. Show full post

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Nail On The Head

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I know it's driven you to some pretty poor decisions, but a hammer to the dick is not the answer!

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Discipline Level: Asian Dad

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 13, 2016 at 3:00PM

Sorry blondie, but this is what a C+ in algebra gets you.

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F Winter

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2015 at 10:00AM

A little snowstorm ain't shit when you wield a snow shovel like the hammer of Thor.

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