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10 People Who Should Just Eat Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I think Ice-T said it best when he said, "Cookin' ain't easy." Or something like that. We all have to eat, so most of us have at least tried it out, but a surprising number of us are utterly useless at feeding ourselves.

Here are a few people who should just wall off the kitchen in their homes.

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Athletes are really going out of their way to avoid making it to the Rio Olympics.

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10 Quirky Coffins Because Death Is So Cute

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Generally, coffins are just things that stop bugs and worms from devouring our bodies (selfish, btw – you don't need it anymore). But some people seize the opportunity to make these post-mortem vessels one last statement/joke/confession.

To me, the ones below mostly just seem like a good way to blow some of that leftover money and piss your heirs off. Show full post

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Nail On The Head

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I know it's driven you to some pretty poor decisions, but a hammer to the dick is not the answer!

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