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People Who Are Genuinely Terrified Make Me Really Happy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2013 at 10:00AM

It's that time of year again, when you go with your friends and family (or alone if there's something socially wrong with you) to a haunted house.

You think to yourself Hey, I'm no pussy. I'm not going to get scared because it's not real!

And then a few spooky turns later and you've gone and shit your pants. Bummer.

I don't go to haunted houses because the idea of thinking someone is going to kill me sounds like the opposite of fun. But what IS fun, is looking through photos of people who maybe just pooped a little. More after the jump! Show full post

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 21, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via Barstool]

Getting Candy In A Staples Basket Is Depressing

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 19, 2013 at 2:00PM

She's going to need to know how to deactivate her Facebook page.

[via Reddit]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Videogum]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[still via Kim's Instagram]

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This House LOVES Halloween

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Neat." -George Clooney from space

Looks like that other house has some competition.