• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Seasonal Pro-Fall-Lactic

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2015 at 6:00PM

PumpkinSpiceCondom

After you're done, toss it in your latte for that extra autumn spice!

[via Daily Garlic]

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From Around the Web

Tiny Top Gun

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 20, 2015 at 3:00PM

TinyTopGun

So, who wants to tell the kid in the back how this ends?

[via Ziza]

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Popular Poo

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 23, 2015 at 6:00PM

popularpoo

Looks like he’s attracted some bar flies too.

[via Lol He He He]

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Inappropriate Attire

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

CostumeSafari

Warning: There is no such thing as a "costume safari," and if your friends invite you to one, they are not your friends.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Harvey Dent

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

harvey dent cap chall

The irony is that most of the people reading this blog are half-baked too…

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Kelly Trujillo.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Ilya S. Savenok/Stringer/Getty Images]

The Universe Has Spoken

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 6, 2014 at 8:00PM

robinfall

And it has decided that the sexy Robin costume must be destroyed.

[via Izismile]

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