Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A grandma doing a pumpkin beer bong. Pumpkin ale, I assume?
- Terrifying facts about candy. I'll stop eating it. Tomorrow.
- The most annoying costumes of 2013. VMA Miley, duh.
- Great kids costumes. Halloween is the only reason I one day want to procreate.
- 13 things you didn't know about Hocus Pocus. Oh, those Sanderson sisters!
- Miley Cyrus went as Lil Kim, and actually fucking nailed it.
- 17 people who need to be banned from Halloween. Yep.
- Patrick Stewart's Halloween costume was predictably on point.
- Creepy pictures. Annnd now I'm having daymares.
- And 25 PUNny costumes. Who are you, Ross Geller? (You're welcome, Friends fans.)
[video via Barstool]