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10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

From Around the Web

Little Swiffer Nightmare

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2015 at 5:00PM

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Aside from the spotless floors, this may be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.

[via Joe Monster]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Man, I Love Being A Turtle

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 18, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Halloween isn’t for another two weeks but I think we just peaked.

[via Reddit]

Sad Samurai

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 18, 2015 at 8:00PM

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“Y’all know I’m a f*cking knight, right?” -That kid two seconds after the photo.

[via Imgur]

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The Great Trumpkin

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 6, 2015 at 11:00AM

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He thinks you should build a wall around your yard to keep freeloading trick-or-treaters out.

[via Daily Garlic]