Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Mike Ditka may have ripped a giant fart on live TV. Are you going to tell Mike Ditka where he can and can't drop ass? Didn't think so.
- It's Back to the Future day! If you need me, I'll be crying tears of joy into my orange vest.
- Here's what women really want to hear when you talk dirty. I usually just whisper lines from Green Eggs & Ham into their ears.
- IHOP apologizes for their joke about small boobs. All boobs are amazing. You better respect that shit, you pancake schilling assholes.
- Nic Cage will be in anything. Including photos of your wife.
- This asteroid probably won't hit us on Halloween. But if it does, I hope it's filled with candy.
- It's Hump Day, release the butts!