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This Owl Band Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 27, 2015 at 12:00PM

He is so going to get bullied by the other owls when he's released into nature.

[via YouTube]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Happy Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 26, 2015 at 4:00PM

The Supreme Cat Show 2015

You want a treat? My litter box is in the bathroom.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Christopher Furlong/Staff/Getty Images]

10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

Little Swiffer Nightmare

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2015 at 5:00PM

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Aside from the spotless floors, this may be the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.

[via Joe Monster]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Man, I Love Being A Turtle

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 18, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Halloween isn’t for another two weeks but I think we just peaked.

[via Reddit]