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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

Different Ways To Kill A Pumpkin

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2013 at 4:00PM

FACT: Killing your pumpkin isn't illegal, even if you draw your wife's face on it.

[via Tastefully Offensive, four times]

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Table For Number Two

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2013 at 3:00PM

Yeah it's funny, but do we really need MORE people shitting themselves at McDonald's?

[via Imgur]

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Damn, You Spooky

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

He should run the table where people put their hand into a bowl of eyeballs.

SPOILER ALERT: it's just a bowl of grapes.

[via ScrotumCoat]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2013 at 1:00PM

Authorities say there's no indication that the candy was meant to be given to children, but that it would have been hilarious if it had been.

[via CBS News]

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Two Words: Pumpkin Censors

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2013 at 12:00PM

Sure, the picture's a little blurry. But did you really want it to be clearer?

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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