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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Trick Or Deez

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | November 2, 2015 at 11:00PM

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You know what Halloween candy you can't put in razor blades?  Deez nuts! Got'em!

Stop stuffing sugar in your pie hole and watch Welven's ceWEBrity profile here!

[via Rad Ass]

From Around the Web

So Aerodynamic

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 2, 2015 at 9:00PM

I say we let Lance Armstrong race again under the stipulation that he must wear the dick suit.

[via Weird Wide Web]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 2, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Swayze Doesn't Look So Good

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.

[via The Chive]

Your Halloween Potluck Champion

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 4:00PM

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The four guys at your party dressed at Donald Trump ate them all before anyone had a chance.

[via Reddit]

Boning

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 2:00PM

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It's just a matter of minutes before a creepy Dracula inflatable tries to weasel his way into a threesome.

[via Acid Cow]