I say we let Lance Armstrong race again under the stipulation that he must wear the dick suit.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.
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The four guys at your party dressed at Donald Trump ate them all before anyone had a chance.
It's just a matter of minutes before a creepy Dracula inflatable tries to weasel his way into a threesome.
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