It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I say we let Lance Armstrong race again under the stipulation that he must wear the dick suit.
[via Weird Wide Web]
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Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.
[via The Chive]
The four guys at your party dressed at Donald Trump ate them all before anyone had a chance.
It's just a matter of minutes before a creepy Dracula inflatable tries to weasel his way into a threesome.
[via Acid Cow]