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Don't Worry, You're Not His Type

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2014 at 2:00PM

Mad props to hockey player P.K. Subban. Not for the costume, for having a rain shower.

[via The Chive]

Human Suck

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2014 at 8:00PM

Unfortunately it won’t protect you from chlamydia and which is the real threat at Halloween parties.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Sexy Costume

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sexy Costume

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty got really gross and moldy because you left him out there for way too long.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Anadolu Agency/Contributor/Getty Images]

Yeah Take That, Isis

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2014 at 6:00PM

Their competitive neighbor fired back with an equally topical pumpkin in a Ebola hazmat suit.

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Magical Nose

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

If you wear it in public around children, POOF the cops will appear.

[via Joanne Casey]

Sorry We're Late To The Party

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 8:00PM

There should be someone dressed as Roger Goodell at every Halloween party this year to throw out anyone who enters as Ray Rice.

[via Bro My God]