"I'm just here to get my blocks off!"
If he doesn’t wear this to at least one chili cook-off it will be a damn shame.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
If he really wanted to stop a trucker in his tracks he'd have dressed like a roadside handjob.
I say we let Lance Armstrong race again under the stipulation that he must wear the dick suit.
[via Weird Wide Web]