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So Aerodynamic

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 2, 2015 at 9:00PM

I say we let Lance Armstrong race again under the stipulation that he must wear the dick suit.

[via Weird Wide Web]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 2, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Swayze Doesn't Look So Good

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

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Hopefully she finds someone dressed as Whoopi Goldberg at a party that she can make out with.

[via The Chive]

Your Halloween Potluck Champion

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 4:00PM

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The four guys at your party dressed at Donald Trump ate them all before anyone had a chance.

[via Reddit]

Boning

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 2:00PM

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It's just a matter of minutes before a creepy Dracula inflatable tries to weasel his way into a threesome.

[via Acid Cow]

Terrifying Pumpkin

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 31, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Parents be warned, this house hands out condoms instead of candy.

[via The Chive]