Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch Miami football's 8 lateral miracle. Losing like that will make you believe there is a God, and he hates your team.
- Leah Remini reveals the secrets of Scientology. Forget that, I want the dirt on what Mark-Paul Gosselaar was really like on the set of Saved By The Bell.
- Book claims humans are not from Earth, but were sent here as punishment. Basically, we're the Australia of planets.
- Instagram's Halloween costume roundup. Check these out and feel bad about how little effort you put in, you lazy shits.
- Tom Brady doesn't care about going undefeated. It's not about the wins for Tom, it's the thrill of the cheating that gets you there.
- Man wakes up after bachelor party with sunglasses tattooed on his face. Of all the things that could wind up on your face post-bachelor party, that's actually not so bad.
- It's Monday, free yourselves from the constraints of boob support!