Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch Waka Flocka Flame read 50 Shades of Grey. Because nothing you do today will be more worthwhile than this.
- There's a solid chance your soda is giving you cancer. Then again, what isn't giving you cancer? Drink up.
- Frustrated passenger strips down at airport security. You've got to appreciate that he didn't forget the wristwatch.
- Old man turns his own hipbone into a cane. Is this disgusting or the most baller shit you've ever seen?
- Girls in tight dresses. Try to get some work done today.
- 4 exercises you should stop doing. Just to be safe, stop working out altogether.
- San Diego State women's golf has got tricks. An even more impressive trick would be getting old white guys not to be furious they're allowed at Augusta now.
- Check out Kim Jong Un's tight new do. Diggin' that hightop fade, Kimmy.