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How About A Manicure Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m sorry but I don’t want my mom bragging to her friends that her son gave her a facial for Mother’s Day.

[via Bro My God]

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Just A Little Off The Top

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 27, 2013 at 6:00PM

My barber only charges $20 but he has some alarmingly long nipple hair.

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Keep One Eye Open During Your Shampoo

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 29, 2013 at 8:00PM

They were recently re-branded from their previous name "I'll Straight Cut A Bitch."

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New Customers Wanted

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 15, 2011 at 1:00PM

Are they selling meat pie downstairs? Because you probably don't want to eat it.

[via The DW]

Ooooh Girl

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 20, 2010 at 10:00AM

Abbott and  Costello would love this salon.

"Ooooh, girl! Who did your hair?"

"Ooooh Girl, who did your Hair Salon."

"Huh? No, I'm asking who did your 'do."

"Ooooh Girl, who did your Hair Salon."

"I go to Klippaz on Main. Now tell me who did yours, girl."

"Ooooh Girl, who did your Hair Salon!"

"Bitch, you crazy."

[via Julia Segel]