R. Kelly just bought a flight to Rio.
You know, on second thought, maybe badminton is a better option.
Right now, athletes from all over the world are pushing their bodies to the limits to beat incredible records. And the rest of us are at home eating delivery pizza and judging them.
Sure, we're assholes, but I've never made any of these faces while enjoying a slice of three cheese.
To be successful in gymnastics, one needs to have a remarkable turn of foot.
We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
We picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.
Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.
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