Tyler Perry's girlfriend wears the exact same sign.
When I lie down with a cat I fantasize that it's a dog. But for somebody else, it may be another thing.
[via The Daily What]
When I say I like a girl with curves, I don't usually mean their biceps.
Laugh now, but truth is she'd have a lot more fun with a finger than your lame ass.
[via What Should We Call Me]