"I don't want the crust." -the buffalo
The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…
[via The Chive]
I totally feel you, babe. Ha! I'm kidding. I was always the one in pink.
Before he got it, it used to take him SO long to do his hair.
I'm kidding. He was bald.
[via Ugliest Tattoos]
You're only allowed to laugh at him if you have a better body.
<<complete silence from the Tosh readers>>