This is a public relations nightmare for Taco Bell.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I don't care who you are, you're a little turned on by this.
…And if you say you aren't you are a god damned liar.
When I lie down with a cat I fantasize that it's a dog. But for somebody else, it may be another thing.
[via The Daily What]
When I say I like a girl with curves, I don't usually mean their biceps.