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Is There A Problem, Officers?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

"You can put my hands behind my back if you want, just know I've rubbed them all over my taint."

[via Reddit]

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gross

guy

naked

nude

nudity

officers

police

streeet

taint

wtf

Play It Cool, Man

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 3, 2014 at 12:00PM

At least she knows that in pressure situations her man slips in and out of consciousness.

[via Break]

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date

fail

guy

LOL

passed out

slingshot

unconscious

video

'I Got Bangs!!'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 19, 2013 at 2:00PM

If you look closely, it's actually a tiny vineyard.

[via The Chive]

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bald

bangs

comb ober

guy

hair

head

wtf

Easy, Girl

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Her name is Lorraine and I love her."

[via Izismile]

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guy

LOL

public transportation

ride

sheep

silly

toy

wtf

Relationship Q & A

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 10, 2013 at 10:00AM

Follow-up question: What if he doesn't want to sleep OR cuddle, and just wants you to get the fuck out?

[via Uber Humor]

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cuddle

cuddling

date

dating

girl

guy

hookup

love

orgasm

relationship

romance

Sex

Licensed Truth

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 3, 2013 at 6:00PM

This is just like that Acura outside Abercrombie & Fitch with the plates that say "DICKHEAD."

[via Scrotum Coat]

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car

custom

fat

fitting

guy

irony

license

makes sense

mcdonalds

parking lot

plate

truck