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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 12, 2014 at 2:00PM

When I lie down with a cat I fantasize that it's a dog. But for somebody else, it may be another thing.

[via The Daily What]

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Hey There, Hot Stuff

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2014 at 2:00PM

When I say I like a girl with curves, I don't usually mean their biceps.

[via Tumblr]

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Sir? That's Not A Bath

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

"This clay mask feels a little like cement."

[via UberHumor]

This Man-Child Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

He loves banana puree but HATES peas.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

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Ah, Tinder

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2014 at 2:00PM

Laugh now, but truth is she'd have a lot more fun with a finger than your lame ass.

[via What Should We Call Me]

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