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Feline Firearms

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 1:00PM

Every decade, ones of people are gunned down by their own cat.

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Armed And Dangerous

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 9:00PM

As a safety precaution, if he keeps rolling up his sleeves, please notify an air marshal.

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Lather, Rinse, Reload

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

Ever since my girl moved in, my shower's full of lotions, loufas, conditioners, creams, and shell casings.

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assault rifle

clean

girls

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shower

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women

Dinner At The Zimmermans

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.

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Right In The Paintballs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, never get a real gun. You'll shoot your dick off.

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balls

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