Tosh.0 Blog

Dinner At The Zimmermans

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2014 at 1:00PM

Put those on a lazy Susan and you've got yourself a game of suppertime Russian roulette.

[via Picture VIP]

Right In The Paintballs

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2014 at 3:00PM

But seriously, never get a real gun. You'll shoot your dick off.

[via Bro My God]

Tags: 

balls

dick

guns

nuts

ouch

paint

paintball

penis

shoot

shot

Prego Punisher

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 29, 2014 at 11:00AM

She's planning a pretty traditional birth; aside from blasting through the umbilical cord with an uzi.

[via Browsa]

Young Gunner

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's nothing quite like the joy of a child whose ten-day waiting period is finally up.

[via Oddersite]

Tags: 

baby

child

firearms

girl

gun

gun laws

guns

kid

safety

toddler

weapon

Weapons Expert

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

I give it 20 minutes before someone superimposes dicks into her hands.

[via Catsmob]

Tags: 

confused

guns

handguns

range

scared

shooting

two

weapons

woman