Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Is this the ping pong point of the century? I'm honestly asking because I've never watched a single minute of competitive ping pong.
- China sets Guinness record with thousand-woman facial. While that headline sets Guinness record for disappointed men.
- Watch Shaq take a huge fall on live TV. Our prayers go out to the residents of Atlanta who lost their homes to residual quakes.
- A group of European scientists have engineered super spiders. Thanks for doing this thing that literally no one would ever want you to do.
- These are the most popular drugs for each music festival. Crack is on here, guys. Just wanted to point out that people are recreationally smoking crack at concerts now.
- Isn't it high time we eradicated all the bras?
- Did the 2004 Red Sox break the curse with the help of boner pills? Nothing unites a team like a collective erection.