Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
9 years?! Pretty sure my sister could do that five seconds after watching 101 Dalmatians.
On Tuesday, 850 employees of La Quinta Inn & Suites set a new Guinness World Record for longest chain of human mattress dominoes.
Cool, you guys!
I'm still never setting foot inside a La Quinta Inn & Suites. And I'm definitely not sleeping on your fat employee's sweat-stained mattress.
[via The DW]