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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

From Around the Web

Runny Code 2 In Progress

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 9, 2015 at 6:00PM

K9Poop

This is what happens when you treat the K-9 unit to some pre-shift Del Taco.

[via Oddersite]

Tags: 

bathroom

canine

cops

crap

diarrhea

dog

gross

k-9

police

poop

sick

Thank God For Siri

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 4, 2015 at 9:00PM

phonenails

If you’re looking for a way to pass a few hours, try watching her untangle some earbuds.

[via No Way Girl]

Tags: 

earbuds

fingernails

gross

iPhone

nails

style

He's Very Resourceful

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2015 at 10:00AM

locked out

When you get locked out, you have two choices: cry like a little bitch, or order a pizza and burrito yourself in the welcome mat.

[ via Echtlustig]

Tags: 

asleep

drunk

fail

floor

food

gross

locked out

mat

passed out

pizza

rug

sleep

Saggy Sharts

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2015 at 2:00PM

sagshart

This embarrassing scenario can be solved in one easy step… quit drinking coffee while eating chili cheese nachos.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

gross

poop

sag

saggy pants

shart

underwear

Morning Time Saver

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 30, 2015 at 10:00PM

hotdogtoothpaste

If combining breakfast and brushing means I get four extra minutes of sleep, consider it done.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous]