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I Don't Think That's How Genetics Works

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

He charges the same amount for weed.

[via Twitter]

Tags: 

fail

genes

genetics

gross

sperm

sperm bag

tweet

twitter

wtf

Let Me Guess, A Boy's Apartment?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 8, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's all Panda Express containers and condom wrappers.

[via No Way Girl]

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apartment

boy

garbage

gross

sanitary

trash

Teamwork!

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 2, 2014 at 8:00PM

Goddammit Derrick, you could have told me you were constipated before you talked me into this.

[via Idiod]

Mmm, Makes My Lips Sting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 2, 2014 at 11:00AM

Definitely wear a condom if you're going to fuck that bowl of rice.

[via Izismile]

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fail

food

gross

herpes

rice

rice with herpes

My Dinner Rolls Aren't Feeling Well

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 1, 2014 at 10:00AM

Same thing happens when I stuff myself with cheese.

[via Imgur]

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barf

bread

cheese

dinner rolls

fail

gross

rolls

vomit

wtf

This Is Fine, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

Just sucks he can't wear a toe ring.

[via UberHumor]

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anatomy

bleh

feet

gross

skin

toes

webbed

weird

wtf