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If Hotel Shower Curtains Could Talk

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 2, 2015 at 11:00AM

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They would tell you to wear some fucking shower sandals.

[via Rachel Callman]

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The Meat Dyson

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

I’m both excited and disgusted. And maybe in love if she can do that with a slice of pizza.

[via Tim Sessions]

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Another Successful Holiday Party

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

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Awww she tossed her Christmas cookies.

[via Reddit]

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I Hope She's Buying A Brush

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 18, 2014 at 10:00AM

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She goes through a lot of shampoo. I'm kidding. She doesn't use shampoo.

[via No Way Girl]

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Dentist Appointments Just Got Less Fun

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

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OK, but I’m not swishing it around.

[via Bro My God]

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You've Got To Moisturize

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 15, 2014 at 6:00PM

FootFungus

The upside is some foot fungus helps you climb walls and ceilings.

[via Kaotic]

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