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Damn Allergies

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 26, 2015 at 10:00PM

When you walk into a room and your mom is giving your dad a BJ.

[via Lol He He He]

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From Around the Web

Oven Cleaner

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 25, 2015 at 8:00PM

ovenbakedurine

I don’t remember the baking instructions to a DiGiorno Pizza involving urine but maybe I’ve been doing it wrong all along.

[via Imgur]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Something's Fishy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 23, 2015 at 4:00PM

Thousands Of Kilograms Of Catfish Scatter In Kaili

Make a left when you smell bad vagina and the hotel will be on your right.

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Today’s Special

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 22, 2015 at 2:00PM

alexmeat

If this is just a ploy to turn me into a vegetarian… well… it might have just worked.

[via Reddit]

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Well You Hid All The Underwear

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 17, 2015 at 2:00PM

dog ate dildo

"Sorry I can't come to Sex-Ed today – the dog ate my dildo. I swear, he did!"

[via Acid Cow]

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Poopée

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 16, 2015 at 10:00PM

poopee

Even a few flies were fooled into hovering before realizing it wasn’t a pile of turds.

[via The Chive]

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