to wear that shirt?
Now that she is old and senile it’s usually served in her old shoes, but it’s still fantastic.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Drizzle some marinara sauce over those cigarette butts and you got yourself dinner.
Job Tip: Never work at hotel that’s located next to a Brazilian steakhouse.
Nine out of ten dentists agree that eating toothpaste for lunch is batshit crazy.