• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Thirsty, Fella?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 7, 2016 at 5:00PM

ElephantDrink

Elephants get a ton of good press for being friendly, intelligent, and endearing. But no one ever mentions their secret nighttime shit sipping.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

Snail Stache

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 7, 2016 at 10:00AM

snail

She's a real slimeball.

[via Izismile]

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New Menu Item

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

tacoblizzard

There’s high and then there’s eating a cup of frozen taco high.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

WTFriday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 7:00PM

I just realized how much easier my life would be if I were a real train rather than a dumb, sweaty human.

Check out other weird stuff in the WTFriday section.

[via YouTube]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 12:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Not the first time he's felt a little prick on his tongue.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Holmes.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]

Dirty Job

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2016 at 9:00PM

dirtyjob

If I see an ex in public and there’s no where else to hide.

[via Catsmob]

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