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Painting Pavement

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 26, 2015 at 6:00PM

BenchPuke

A true friend is more than willing to stand in the splash zone for a quality pic.

[via Chive]

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bench

bus stop

friends

gross

puke

sick

splash

vomit

NOPE

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 26, 2015 at 10:00AM

scorpion pizza

"No thanks, I'm not hungry and also I would rather eat my own eyeballs."

[via Echtlustig]

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bugs

cheese

crust

eat

eyeballs

gross

hungry

NOPE

pizza

scorpion

scorpions

slice

wtf

It’s Been A Tough Week

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 22, 2015 at 9:00PM

legopoop

Get yourself together, LEGO. When Leonardo Dicaprio gets snubbed by the Oscars he surrounds himself with supermodels, not dog shit.

[via Bro My God]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Late Night Eruption

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 11:00AM

MidPuke

Question her methods if you will, but she got that bed all to herself.

[via Oddersite]

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bed

drunk

gross

puke

sick

sleep

splash

timing

vomit

Fresh Hot Cup Of Ranch

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 19, 2015 at 9:00PM

cupofranch

When I’m feeling especially tired, I switch to garlic sauce.

[via Bro My God]