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Everybody Wants To Know

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 23, 2014 at 12:00PM

You're talking about your Barbie, right?

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That Sweet Tea Runs Right Through Ya

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 21, 2014 at 4:00PM

“I got your golden arches right here.” – Something that was probably mumbled by this guy.

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Soft And Doughy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

You don't need a girlfriend to get breakfast in bed.

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face

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greasy

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pizza

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sleeping

Tastes A Little Metallic

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 18, 2014 at 11:00AM

So what did they use to get it out of the deep fryer??

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deep fried

food

fried

fry

gross

tongs

utensils

wtf

Say What?

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

That’s gross, man. Well unless it’s an Afghan Hound. They’re kind of hot. 

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bone

bumper sticker

dog

gross

heart

pet

pet owner

Sex

Riding Free

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

You know you've gotten in some good cardio when you have to peel your sack off your bike seat.

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bicycle

bike

free

gross

naked

nude

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