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Spin Me A Tail

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

That is not nearly as sexy as Avatar made it look.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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animal

back

cut

gross

grow

growth

hair

long

natural

tail

Making Porn Looks Fun

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

If you can crush a burger three feet away, you've been in this business too long.

[via UberHumor]

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eat

eating

fail

gross

LOL

making

porn

sandwich

Sex

sexy

Sexually Transmitted Delivery

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 22, 2014 at 1:00PM

That's what happens when you let the wrong guy stuff your crust.

[via Break]

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food

gross

herpes

name

pizza

pizzeria

restaurant

sign

stds

It’s Called Multitasking

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

A great idea since you’re already using a scouring pad to scrub the shame off your penis.

[via Rhyse]

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bath

bathtub

dirty

dishes

gross

multitasking

pans

pots

scouring pad

tub

washing

Time For A New Car

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

Objects in mirror may be the last fucking thing you ever see.

[via Break]

In Sickness And In Health

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2014 at 9:00PM

*Wipes off chin* “Now how bout that kiss?”

[via Bits and Pieces]

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bride

embarrassing

groom

gross

kiss the bride

puke

sick

vomit

wedding