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It’s Called Multitasking

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

A great idea since you’re already using a scouring pad to scrub the shame off your penis.

[via Rhyse]

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bath

bathtub

dirty

dishes

gross

multitasking

pans

pots

scouring pad

tub

washing

Time For A New Car

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 17, 2014 at 11:00AM

Objects in mirror may be the last fucking thing you ever see.

[via Break]

In Sickness And In Health

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2014 at 9:00PM

*Wipes off chin* “Now how bout that kiss?”

[via Bits and Pieces]

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bride

embarrassing

groom

gross

kiss the bride

puke

sick

vomit

wedding

Hot New Seasonal Recipe

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 16, 2014 at 8:00PM

Bringing a layered bologna cake with mayo and mustard frosting to Thanksgiving dinner is a creative way of telling your family that you hate them.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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bologna

cake

food

frosting

gross

layered

mayo

mayonnaise

mustard

seasonal

In This Month's Freddy Krueger Living

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2014 at 4:00PM

It's funny because those sausages really are made of intestines.

[via Izismile]

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chicken

diy

festive

food

gross

halloween

idea

instestines

NOPE

sausage

sj

spirit

spooky

wtf