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Lunch Plans Are Ruined

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

carpeteater

They keep taking away our freedoms. Before you know it they’ll be prohibiting us to poop on the baggage claim carousel.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

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From Around the Web

Do You Even Tow, Bro?

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 22, 2015 at 10:00AM

towbro

In Tom’s world, fitness means not being able to wipe your own ass.

[via Izismile]

Son And Sand

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 20, 2015 at 10:00PM

facefull

That face you make when you realize the sand you’re drinking has a cat turd in it.

[via The Chive]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 20, 2015 at 1:00PM

PeeHeadNews

Anyone else wondering why he just happened to have a spare cup of "throwin' pee" on hand?

[via 14News]

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Seasonal Shedding

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 20, 2015 at 12:00PM

foot

Well, that's not very aPEELing, is it?

[via Echtlustig]

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