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Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 7:00PM

I just realized how much easier my life would be if I were a real train rather than a dumb, sweaty human.

Check out other weird stuff in the WTFriday section.

[via YouTube]

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From Around the Web

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 12:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Not the first time he's felt a little prick on his tongue.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Holmes.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]

Dirty Job

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 24, 2016 at 9:00PM

dirtyjob

If I see an ex in public and there’s no where else to hide.

[via Catsmob]

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Yours Or Mine?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 24, 2016 at 11:00AM

urine

Let's make a day of it and get the poop massage too.

I actually think I know the owner of this spa.

[via Reddit]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 22, 2016 at 4:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]