“No sir, you cannot weigh your penis on the deli scale.”
I think its sweet that she wanted to get a tattoo in her dad’s honor.
Maybe he was being chased by a bear. Yeah, that’s probably it.
Whoever shmelt it, dealt it
We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Guido Branderhorst.
Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.
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The best way to bring about change is elections, rallies, and shit-ins.
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