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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Mmm, Pizza

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 1, 2014 at 4:00PM

Mmm Pizza

I assume he's listening to smooth jazz.

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[photo: Steve Russell/Contributor/Getty Images]

Toilet For Two

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2014 at 2:00PM

You know what they say about a couple who poops together? That they’re disgusting and are obviously made for each other.

[via No Way Girl]

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awkward

bathroom

couple

gross

romance

toilet

tub

wtf

Dorm Room Essentials

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2014 at 3:00PM

When you head off to college you'll want to make sure you have:

1. Bed risers for added storage space

2. 40-pack of Top Ramen noodle soup for late night snacking

3. Poster of anthropomorphized leopard showing of his dick-neck, for… the ladies?

[via LOL Hehehe]

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cat

dick

gross

hung

leopard

penis

poster

room

wall

weird

why

wild

wtf

Sloppy Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Don't worry, his barf is worse than his bite.

[via Daily Garlic]

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car

dog

gross

mess

puke

selfie

sick

throw up

timing

vomit

A Night To Not Remember At All

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2014 at 5:00PM

Thank god he didn't get any in that lush thicket of chest hair. There's just no getting that out.

[via College Humor]

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bed

blackout

drinking

drunk

forget

gross

proud

puke

sick

throw up

vomit