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Meat Market

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

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“No sir, you cannot weigh your penis on the deli scale.”

[via Reddit]

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Daddy Issues

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I think its sweet that she wanted to get a tattoo in her dad’s honor.

[via Reddit]

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bad tattoo

daddy

daddy issues

gross

spank

spank me

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wtf

Shi**y Explanation

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Maybe he was being chased by a bear. Yeah, that’s probably it.

[via Reddit]

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cops

gross

poop

shit

shitty

underwear

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Party's Over

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Whoever shmelt it, dealt it

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After reading all of them, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Guido Branderhorst.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Menahem Kahana/Getty Images]

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cab

car

challenge

drunk

gross

Jewish

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puke

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Toilet Politics

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | July 23, 2015 at 11:00PM

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The best way to bring about change is elections, rallies, and shit-ins.

[via Cat's Mob]