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Must Be Their Lucky Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

You never forget the first time you walk up on a bag of piss or used condom. Cherish those moments.

[via Meme Whore]

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Love Your Penis Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 4:00PM

Picking your nose just got very… sexual.

[via UberHumor]

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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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top ten

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Ahhh!!!!!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

Can't believe you got a picture with the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.

[via Izismile]

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Dinner Is Served

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

The secret to mom’s famous mac-n-cheese recipe is to keep adding butter until you can’t taste the soap scum.

[via No Way Girl]

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