Someone just went all-in on their all-liquid diet.
Grandpa finally started taking Viagra and now he thinks EVERYONE needs to know about it.
I know you didn’t ask for nipple hair on your Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki sandwich, but you’re gonna get it.
I'm only impressed if she can drop a deuce into the bowl from there.
If I know women, she'll laugh even harder when you tell her it's from the men's bathroom.