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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Sorry Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

sorrymom

It’s cute that mom thinks that getting a girlfriend will stop his frequent masturbation.

[via The Chive]

From Around the Web

Birthdays Suck

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 26, 2016 at 10:00AM

ck

For an extra $50, she'll lace it with Lyme Disease.

[via Katherine Day]

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bug

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A Must See Event

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2016 at 10:00PM

200nuggets

This only ends one way, and that’s Ronald McDonald covered in puke.

[via Izismile]

Piggy Pus

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 25, 2016 at 4:00PM

blister

Don't pop that monster without a lifeguard present.

[via TC Mag]

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blisters

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gross

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painful

toe

toes

Pickled Pest

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 3:00PM

PickledRoach

The hundreds of roach eggs give the okra that perfect zest.

[via Catsmob]

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jar

pest

pickle

roach

spices

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