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Meat Market

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 28, 2015 at 10:00PM

meatmarket

“No sir, you cannot weigh your penis on the deli scale.”

[via Reddit]

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Treated Like A Piece Of Meat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 23, 2015 at 10:00AM

meat girl

Such a powerful metaphor for the female experience – dramatizing how they're always freezing.

[via Echtlustig]

Do You Wanna Build A Snowman?

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 5, 2015 at 2:00PM

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That's right Elsa, no one will notice your powers in the frozen food section.

[via Trendhure]

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Put A Bun In My Oven

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 23, 2015 at 2:00PM

roll dick

This is gonna sound weird but I have a sudden craving for flaccid penis.

[via Echtlustig]

Big Plans Tonight?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2014 at 2:00PM

The old folks' home has a beer pong tournament like you've never SEEN.

[via FailBlog]

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