• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Hold On To Your Butts

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 25, 2016 at 8:00PM

arseblaster

This is one notch above Blazin’ B-Hole on the meat heat index.

[via Imgur]

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So Fresh

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Bet the peaches in this joint are ripe AF too.

[via TC Mag]

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10 Grocery Store Fails

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 2, 2016 at 3:00PM

2weiners

If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that all jobs are jobs, which means they mostly suck. But it appears these grocery store workers have totally given up on even trying to be good at their sucky jobs.

Here are ten of their very best failures.

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It’s Misspelled But That’s Alright

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 16, 2016 at 10:00PM

futoo

Oh how I wish he had 50 items in a 15 items or less lane.

[via The Chive]

Use What?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 9, 2016 at 6:00PM

pastrythong

Trying to pick up a cheese danish with a g-string felt a lot like playing the claw crane game.

[via Bits and Pieces]