Also on sale today is our ‘Spicy as F*ck Jalapeños.’
[via Uber Humor]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Put everything else in your cart back, it looks like you won't have time for dinner after all.
The Imperial Army doesn’t let you know about the lack of practical pee flap until after you’ve signed up.
"We get it, you love 'sausage'. Now move so I can reach the turkey dogs."
They’ll provide you with a blanket if you must have privacy.
[via Daily Picks and Flicks]