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    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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That’s Pretty Ripe

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2016 at 8:00PM

ripeass

Also on sale today is our ‘Spicy as F*ck Jalapeños.’

[via Uber Humor]

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They Go Down Easy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2016 at 4:00PM

fruit

Put everything else in your cart back, it looks like you won't have time for dinner after all.

[via Radass]

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Trooper Has To Wee

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 6, 2015 at 8:00PM

peestormtrooper

The Imperial Army doesn’t let you know about the lack of practical pee flap until after you’ve signed up.

[via Break]

Trying Too Hard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | November 5, 2015 at 12:00PM

sausage

"We get it, you love 'sausage'. Now move so I can reach the turkey dogs."

[via Izismile]

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A Very Public Bathroom

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 6, 2015 at 8:00PM

breakroom

They’ll provide you with a blanket if you must have privacy.

[via Daily Picks and Flicks]