This is how "Last Rites" should be delivered.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
The only knock I’ve ever heard on Siberian Huskies is that they can’t hold their liquor and they get handsy in the club.
He dismounted with his signature double tailwhip into a fakey banana peel.
While the first one may seem less exciting it won’t leave you with second degree burns.
"But if we don't hump a picture of him, how will Jesus know we've accepted him as our Lord and Savior?"