This is how "Last Rites" should be delivered.
I honestly can't tell if this is lunch or sex.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
When your family gets really annoying this weekend, just give thanks this is not your mom.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
The only knock I’ve ever heard on Siberian Huskies is that they can’t hold their liquor and they get handsy in the club.
He dismounted with his signature double tailwhip into a fakey banana peel.
While the first one may seem less exciting it won’t leave you with second degree burns.
"But if we don't hump a picture of him, how will Jesus know we've accepted him as our Lord and Savior?"