The Internet is getting all excited over it's new favorite book: The Right to Arm Bears by Gordon R. Dickson.
BuzzFeed went ahead and called it "The Greatest Book Of All Time."
Well, I hate to break it to you, but I'm pretty sure Mr. Dickson stole the plot of that book from a T-shirt I bought my girlfriend in Lake Tahoe…
Greatest book of all time?? More like greatest boyfriend of all time. Me.
[NOTE: I'm willing to accept that there's a chance the book may have come before the T shirt. But can my girlfriend wear the fucking book? No. So fuck the book.]