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You Forgot The Zombies

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 20, 2013 at 3:00PM

No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.

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If I Had To Do It All Again, I Would…

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

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R.I.P., Nonbeliever

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 4, 2011 at 11:00AM

Speaking of dying, there is a child in Ethiopia with three heads and no legs. It is very hard for him to get around because he has so many heads and they are so heavy and also because of the lack of legs. You could help remove two of his heads by donating one dollar. Please leave your credit card number in the comments of this post and you will be charged just one dollar towards this very expensive treatment.

Forward this post to ten people in the next thirty seconds or your head will multiply.

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Dying Is Such A Bummer

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 3, 2011 at 3:00PM

To paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, "If you have to die at least be witty about it. Also, you can lie on your taxes."

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