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How Was School Today?

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 13, 2014 at 6:00PM

“Eh, okay. I got an A on my Algebra exam and Ms. Martin showed us how to probably use a strap-on.”

[via Reddit]

Loaded Potato

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 25, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's hard to see an exact vegetable-replica of your own balls and penis and still think there is no God.

[via Oddersite]

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balls

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Souvenir Snatch

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's no safer place to keep your money and passport than in a discreet stuffed kangaroo vagina.

[via Facebook]

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fútbol

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purse

soccer

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world cup

zipper

A Proper Thank You

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Whatever happened to the good ol' days, when doing someone a favor meant they were expected to blow your "special whistle"?

[via Break]

Fill Er Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2014 at 10:00PM

You should get used to the fact that a homeless man at some point will masturbate into your gas tank.

[via Reddit]