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Souvenir Snatch

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's no safer place to keep your money and passport than in a discreet stuffed kangaroo vagina.

[via Facebook]

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A Proper Thank You

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2014 at 11:00AM

Whatever happened to the good ol' days, when doing someone a favor meant they were expected to blow your "special whistle"?

[via Break]

Fill Er Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 29, 2014 at 10:00PM

You should get used to the fact that a homeless man at some point will masturbate into your gas tank.

[via Reddit]

This Is Technically *NSFW*

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 1, 2014 at 12:00PM

But I dare you to find ONE coworker who doesn't chuckle.

[via rhyse]

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Pregnancy Is Sexy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

That's one place I do not want to get lint.

[via The Chive]

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