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Grandma & Gimp-pa

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

Her purse is full of hard candies, stolen Sweet N' Low, and ball gags.

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Grinding Grandpa

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2014 at 9:00PM

But the only thing that’s going to get low are his balls.

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Rowdy Rascal Ride

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 7, 2014 at 2:00PM

For the past five years we’ve had to call her grandma. It’s uncomfortable.

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The Corpse Who Cried Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"

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Cockblocking Is Terrible. Just Terrible.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

"Also can you call my girlfriend and tell her to start giving me blumpkins? Thanks Grandma."

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