She snapped like peanut brittle when she landed, but damn if the woman can't long jump.
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*Calmly deletes Facebook account and burns laptop in the parking lot.*
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If you don't want to get blasted in the face, don't bring that weak shit, Nana!
When you lived through the Dust Bowl, you understand the importance of making it rain.