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    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Senior Swordplay

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 6, 2016 at 1:00PM

FencingGrandmas

"My name is Ethel Mandelbaum, you ate my Jell-O. Prepare to die."

[via Live 4 Fun]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 4, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Pushing 90

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 20, 2016 at 5:00PM

GrandmaPush

"Well how will we know if the double hip replacement worked if I get out and push, Grandma?"

[via Catsmob]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 15, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Get Off My Lawn

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 13, 2016 at 10:00PM

grannygun

Annnd that was the last time a Jehovah’s Witness knocked on granny's door before 9am.

[via The Chive]

Birthday Golden Girl

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 13, 2016 at 10:00AM

GrandmasBirthday

"Where the hell's the stripper? These $2 bills have been burning a hole in my pocket since 1906."

[via Kill Some Time]

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