Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Denmark really wants its citizens to bang more. Still waiting on my mom to buy me a sex vacation.
- Watch this possibly high as fuck fan grope and kiss Katy Perry. I respect every move she made here.
- Scientists discover glowing turtle. No word yet on whether it's caused by radioactive ooze.
- The bassist from Rage Against the Machine apologized for inspiring Limp Bizkit. It can't be easy living with that guilt.
- Here are some Playboy models playing sports in slow motion. Life is truly beautiful.
- Can your Facebook friends keep you from getting a loan? The bank is very unhappy about the amount of self-indulgent douchery in your newsfeed.
- It's Hump Day, and the butts have arrived.