• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM


Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

From Around the Web

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 11, 2015 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

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Thanx Nikolas, wee tri pritty hart too mak et goot.

Use It In A Sentence

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | August 6, 2015 at 11:00PM


I prefer the audiobook.

[via Uber Humor]

10 Things Our Forefathers Definitely Didn't Have In Mind

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 3, 2015 at 3:00PM

A lot of people fought for America to become what it is today. A place where you can do basically whatever the hell you want and then put it on the internet. Even if you're an idiot (and we're so thankful because without that we'd be jobless).

Here are a few things all those hardworking soldiers and politicians gave you the right to do. Show full post

Sticky And Sweet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2015 at 1:00PM


I start every Sunday with a stack of fresh, hot mancakes slathered in boy syrup.

[via LOL Snaps]