His mom made Eye of Newt stew for graduation dinner.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
It's never been this hard to hate the other woman before.
For brews, bullets, or the dress she's dreamt of since she was a little girl, the women of Maine say, "Meet me at Hussey's!"
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He's rocking Under Armour's new Liberated Mental Patient line.