His mom made Eye of Newt stew for graduation dinner.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
It's never been this hard to hate the other woman before.
For brews, bullets, or the dress she's dreamt of since she was a little girl, the women of Maine say, "Meet me at Hussey's!"
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He's rocking Under Armour's new Liberated Mental Patient line.