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Graduations Are Exhausting

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 2, 2015 at 8:00PM

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“Ohhhh pardon me if I don’t stay awake through this farce of a graduation. I’m six. All I learned this year was that it was fun to peel off dried glue from my hands. Yeah, that’s definitely worth a diploma, thanks.”

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