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Fan Favorites: Twispers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 28, 2012 at 6:00PM

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Twispers.  Now that's a lost classic.  If Fan Favorites was a classic rock station, Twispers would be our "Green-Eyed Lady" by Sugarloaf.

Plus it's been too long since that bastard Rob Gardner of Trader Publishing was put in his place.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Twispers – Extended Version

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 26, 2010 at 1:36AM

You guys share your juicy office gossip with Daniel on Twitter.

Did Sarah Palin Get a Boob Job?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 9, 2010 at 11:00AM

The big question everyone has been asking on the Internet the past 24 hours… Well, you just read it in the title…  Did Sarah Palin get a boob job?

Partially based on the images above, popular DC gossip site Wonkette is voting "yes" — because why vote "no" when speculating wildly will create an unverified Internet rumor that will drive a ton of traffic to your website.

Personally, I think this whole thing is just stupid.  It's obvious her breasts have increased in size because she is pregnant again.

See!  You don't have to be a DC gossip site to create ridiculous rumors.  Anyone can do it!  And it's a lot of fun…

Like, did you know Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol Palin was a filthy teenage slut?

Hm…  That one is actually true.

[If you think that joke was too rough, keep in mind that Bristol Palin, the girl who had a child at age 18, now gets paid money to give talks on teen abstinence.  Further proving my point that anyone can spew a bunch of bullshit.]

Tila Tequila's New Gossip Blog

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 6, 2010 at 11:00AM

OMG!  Tila Tequila — the woman best known for defining how to be an attention whore in the Internet age — has started her own celebrity gossip blog.  And it's called MissTilaOMG!  And by "started," I mean someone who's intelligent enough to know what they're doing probably approached her so they can profit off her name and likeness.

As she says: "There has been many celebrities that I know a lot of juicy, dark secrets about."  [sic]  Celebrities like, um, Tila Tequila.  And, uh, the chick who died who I was supposedly married to or whatever.

Oh, and around the 1:30 mark, she suggests that she might get naked on the site too… because that's what reputable journalists do!

You can't imagine how many times Harvey Levin had to show cock in the early days of TMZ.com to get that site off the ground.

[via BuzzFeed]

Tiger Woods: He Said, TMZ Said

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 30, 2009 at 9:00AM

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The big celebrity story over the weekend: Tiger Woods sustaining some facial lacerations from a "car crash."

…or so that was the story being told by the "traditional news media" — those fact-checking wimps!

By the day after the incident, TMZ was reporting that the real culprit behind Tiger's cut up face was his wife, Elin Nordegren.  The two supposedly had been arguing about an affair Tiger was allegedly having.

Here's the deal: Ever since TMZ broke the news of Michael Jackson's death, I've been weary of doubting them on anything they report.  Those guys have infiltrated local police precincts around the country worse than a Mexican drug cartel.  If we ever enter a state of national emergency, the best solution might be to put TMZ in charge.  They're like the CIA, INTERPOL and your gossipy Jewish aunt all rolled into one.

Also, supposedly Nordegren helped save Tiger from the wreckage by smashing through the back window of his SUV with a golf club.  Using a golf club to smash Tiger's window isn't the kind of irony one can whip up in an emergency situation after the body's gone into a state of shock; that's what goes down in a premeditated argument when rage instantly seeks the strongest source of revenge.

So you can already see the holes in the Woods' story.

Plus, you have to doubt the whole car crash thing.  We all know Tiger's strength is his driving.  Now, if he had putted his SUV into a tree, that I could believe.